We were heading to Sam's Club. A car in front of us was going peculiarly slowly through the green left-turn arrow, and Aaron and I had the following conversation:
A: Is there a full grown person driving that car? (No head was visible.)
(noting the light on the top of the car)
A: It's a mail car.
Me: (nodding - that made sense, since there WAS someone in the passenger seat).
A: I can see it's balls.
Me: pause...
Me: pause...and making sure I heard him right: Balls?
and then about 5 seconds later I finally got it.
Man, it took me forever to get this. Partially because I just couldn't imagine Aaron making a "balls" joke.
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding, right? Every time we drive by a Blockbuster, I hear "Ballbuster"- either out loud from Aaron, or just in my head from experience. Ditto for "Pizza Slut".
ReplyDeleteThat's my educated, cultured husband at his junior-high finest.
Oh wow! I have new ammo for your crabby husband! haha
ReplyDeleteI can totally see Aaron making innumerable poop and fart jokes, but balls just seemed like they were off the table to him. Not so, apparently.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say. This was stolen straight from "The Three Musketeers", a classic SNL alumni ensemble movie.
ReplyDeleteAnd really, where I work you need to have good manners, but shame levels are pretty low.