Slacker Saturday, Episode 1

I'm going to be a slacker on the weekends, and if I post on Saturday at all, I'm going to pass on some of small selection of email forwards that I've kept. Just in case you haven't gotten it. Or just want to chuckle again.

If you have something truly clever in your own inbox, feel free to pass it on to me!

So here we go. Slacker Saturday, the First.

Know Your Hymns

Dentist's Hymn.................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn......There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...........Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.......Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.....I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn......Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn..........Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.....I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn.............The Great Physician

And for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45 mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65 mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph..................Precious Memories