This HAS to be funny if I've heard about it from two unrelated girlfriends AND it's on Dooce. The scary thing is, some of these NO'S are pretty close to reality. I'm going to assume that sticking your finger into your kid's nose is okay once they are old enough to fight back.
Also, overheard the other night while Aaron is playing Wii with the kids:
Leah: He beat you up the butt!!
(pause)
I mean, he beat your pants off. That's better.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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This morning at breakfast I was recalling how much I disliked my mom cleaning my ears out with a hairpin when the light was good and a q-tip was not available.
This thought was stimulated by the hairpin stuck to our magnetic TV remote in the kitchen.
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